|Down & Dirty|
December 5, 2005
Robert Duncan McNeill
Casey accidently approves APAC, Adult Products and Assecories Convention, to come visit the Montecito without knowing what APAC means. To try to recover the bad publicity from the porn convention, Casey hires a TV crew to make a short commersial for Montecito, starring Ed. To make it worse for Ed, the director of the commercial have previous relations with Jillian. Meanwhile, the final round of a big poker tournament is held at the Montecito, where the wildcard "school teacher" is taking the lead suprisingly well. Mike happens to find a small battery on the floor, which rises even more questions.
A Bronze Woody, the greatest price a porn producer can have, gets stolen from his hotel room. A Montecito employee loses his id-badge and working clothes, which ends up on someone else, whom steals the Woody. Sam and Casey have touching moments when Casey reveals what "half his fortune" really means. It appears that the partnership for owning Montecito together somehow became less possible. Mike accidently falls back into something he has promised to avoid when "investigating" what happens at the poker game, and how the wildcard school teacher could perform so well.
- James Caan as Ed Deline
- Josh Duhamel as Danny McCoy
- Nikki Cox as Mary Connell
- Molly Sims as Delinda Deline
- Vanessa Marcil as Samantha Jane Marquez
- James LeSure as Mike Cannon
Guest Starring Edit
- Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline
- Mitch Longley as Mitch
- Dean Cain as Casey Manning
- Ron Jeremy as Himself
- Howard Lederer as Himself
- Barry Bostwick as Martin
- Stacey Hayes as Porn Star
- Alan Steele as Porn Producer
- While talking about the commercial Ed mentions how he hasn't seen the Godfather (which James Caan starred in). However in season 2, episode 9 Degas Away With It, Ed quotes the Godfather movie in front of Danny and Mike, also stating "Haven't you guys seen the Godfather?"
- In Ed's office there is a poster of "Mothwoman" hanging on the wall. This is a reference to Monica being called Mothwoman repeatedly in the episode of Las Vegas with the same name.
"It's A New Thing" by Isley Bros
"Do You Want To" by Franz Ferdinand
"Gone For Good" by Michelle Feather