Down & Dirty


December 5, 2005

Written by

Matthew Miller

Directed by

Robert Duncan McNeill

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Bait and Switch

A televised national poker tour comes to the Montecito. At the same time, Casey, not knowing what APAC means, lets the Porn industry host a convention at the Montecito. To make up for this bad publicity, Casey orders a commercial to be done at the Montecito with Ed as the face of the casino.

Plot Edit

Casey accidently approves APAC, Adult Products and Assecories Convention, to come visit the Montecito without knowing what APAC means. To try to recover the bad publicity from the porn convention, Casey hires a TV crew to make a short commersial for Montecito, starring Ed. To make it worse for Ed, the director of the commercial have previous relations with Jillian. Meanwhile, the final round of a big poker tournament is held at the Montecito, where the wildcard "school teacher" is taking the lead suprisingly well. Mike happens to find a small battery on the floor, which rises even more questions.

A Bronze Woody, the greatest price a porn producer can have, gets stolen from his hotel room. A Montecito employee loses his id-badge and working clothes, which ends up on someone else, whom steals the Woody. Sam and Casey have touching moments when Casey reveals what "half his fortune" really means. It appears that the partnership for owning Montecito together somehow became less possible. Mike accidently falls back into something he has promised to avoid when "investigating" what happens at the poker game, and how the wildcard school teacher could perform so well.

Cast Edit

Starring Edit

Guest Starring Edit

  • Cheryl Ladd as Jillian Deline
  • Mitch Longley as Mitch
  • Dean Cain as Casey Manning

Co-Starring Edit

  • Ron Jeremy as Himself
  • Howard Lederer as Himself
  • Barry Bostwick as Martin
  • Stacey Hayes as Porn Star
  • Alan Steele as Porn Producer

Trivia Edit

  • While talking about the commercial Ed mentions how he hasn't seen the Godfather (which James Caan starred in). However in season 2, episode 9 Degas Away With It, Ed quotes the Godfather movie in front of Danny and Mike, also stating "Haven't you guys seen the Godfather?"
  • In Ed's office there is a poster of "Mothwoman" hanging on the wall. This is a reference to Monica being called Mothwoman repeatedly in the episode of Las Vegas with the same name.

Music Edit

"It's A New Thing" by Isley Bros
"Do You Want To" by Franz Ferdinand
"Gone For Good" by Michelle Feather